Dear people of the internet,
Sorry, we have left you waiting. This is a complicated business. Very complicated. We’ve just started our blog. It’s going to be a beautiful thing. Tremendous.
We are going to write about every single topic. All of them. It’s gonna be huge. Believe us!
Seidat is amazing. The best presentation tool. The best. Prezi tried. Couldn’t do it. Total losers. They have frames. We have slides. Slides protect us from head-spinning. Much better. We also have smart slides. They are so smart. They link to each-other in different presentations. It’s terrific.
Navigation is fantastic. Presentation with 70 slides? It’s a disaster. I don’t like it. You don’t like it. People of internet don’t like it. But you can have it and you will control it. We will bring the presentation control back to you, the people. You can work on teams too. It’s great. Everybody in your company can work together in your presentation. You can get it done very, very quickly. You know what else you will control? Your brand. It’s true, it’s true. You can set up your text colors, styles. It’s amazing.
You will sell with Seidat. Sales are gonna be huge. You will build a whole wall of presentations. And your customers will pay for it. Yes, they will. Mark our words.
“You will build a whole wall of presentations. And your customers will pay for it. Yes they will.”
Haters and losers say the presentations require years of experience and an understanding of all the nuances. You can’t trust them! We guarantee you will learn to use Seidat right away. All of you. Guarantee.
Last, we think apologizing is a great thing. But you have to be wrong to do it. We will absolutely apologize. Sometimes. If we are ever wrong… Ever. Believe us.
Now you should go to your director, grab her by the hand and tell about Seidat because we’re going to make presentations great again. It’s gonna be absolutely fantastic.